Monday, July 31, 2006

Doomsday is here...

Wah, I started work today. No more sitting in my pj's forever. The hotel that today's events were at was so nasty, it was some sort of hotel that is becoming a Crown Plaza but is currently a Skank and Sleep or something. I don't even know if anyone was able to stay there, but there was a stack of about thirty to forty used mattresses stacked on the side of the building that I wish I had my camera for. Oh, to think of the stories that accompany those shady rooms across from the sports stadiums. Lots and lots of renting the rooms by the hour is my guess. I don't need a black light wand to crack that case... taxpayers, rest assured that the local school district is not wasting your money on up to health standards facilities for training.

Anyways, the day was dullerama, but I got to see all the new hires for my high school and saw some peeps I liked. I also discovered that K-1 teachers are insane. Seriously, where do these people come from? The people are either so pure in nature that I have to think they have moonbeams and sunshine running through their veins or they are these clique-ish skanks who think they are so cool for teaching kindergarten and believe they are so awesome and amazing and that everyone else sucks. It gave me the urge to remind them that I needed a lot more college credits to teach Senior IB English as opposed to Beginner Fingerpainting like them, but that just isn't nice. Elementary teacher bloggers, do not hate on me, these girls were mean. I think the moonbeam peeps are cool and while I have nothing in common with them, I can give them a pat on the shoulder and look forward to them teaching Dylan Boo, but the others can rot. Please, elementary teacher bloggers, do not hate on me. It was like being in high school again but having the wisdom to know that these chicks are retarded and who cares. I was thrilled when they separated us by what grades we were teaching and I got to hang out with cynical, attitudinal people of my own caliber. Let the schmack talking commence

Jason's sick and I saw him using a thermometer. We all know the Spongebob one is for anal use, but he grabbed a Dylan armpit one and it was hanging out of his mouth. I got a laugh for that, even though Dylan's armpits are fresh as peaches.

Also, Shannon's questions...

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
Yes, as well as by the lovely female security guard at JC Penney who gave this 15 year old a nice under the bra rub to check for merchandise. Innocent both times, but hilarious to watch my mom go on a "Julia Sugarbaker" on the security people when she found out what they did to this sweet minor child.

2. Do you close your eyes on a roller coaster?
No way, I love to see everything

3. When's the last time you've been sledding?
Uh, never. What does snow look like? This was our last blizzard a couple Christmas' ago...
Houston Snow

4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
I will never sleep in the same room as my drunk brother again...ask me about Cancun when he was too drunk to remember he was in a room with my mom and me and got naked on his bed to sleep-on top of the covers (side note- always remove the comforter, you don't know who there last)

5. Do you believe in ghosts?
Can't decide.

6. Do you consider yourself creative?
I do.

7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
Hell yes. But that question is so 15 years ago...

8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Tough call. In the Pitt debacle, Jen got screwed, but I like Jolie too. Please don't make me decide, it is like choosing a favorite child, or at least choosing which one to sell to the circus

9. Can you honestly say you know ANYTHING about politics?
I watch The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and The Colbert Report, I am clearly well informed.

10. Do you know how to play poker?
I play tripoli occassionally with the Kellers, but luckily Heather makes cheat sheets so I know what to do to score - yeah, I suck

11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
No, we used to call staying up all night "wedging" and by two the next day you were pretty skanky. Especially if it was chemically induced, ugh

12. What's your favorite commercial?
I don't get to watch many because of TiVo, but I like the Huggies commercial where the baby is acting like a bodybuilder. "Stretch!"

13. Who was your first love?
I'm in luv with a stripper...oops, that's a song. I guess real love is Jason.

14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around you, do you run a red light?
No because that's when I discover someone was around and now their car is wedged in mine and I am bleeding.

15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
Now if I tell you, that will no longer be true...

16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
Who cares, bleh sports

17. Have you ever been Ice Skating?
Yes, Houston Galleria several times, once on a lame-o date

18. How often do you remember your dreams?
All the time. Mine are so graphic that I wake up with headaches from thinking too hard. I had one the other morning where I was in some situation with George Clooney where we were working together and he really was flirting with me hardcore and I was trying to ignore him so I didn't cheat on Jason. I was just starting to crack and DYLAN STARTS CRYING and wakes me up!!!! I will remember this when he is 13 and trying to kiss some girl (or guy, who knows) and I will start screaming at the window to destroy the tender moment.

19. What's the one thing on your mind?
I really need to update my iPod, need to clean up the crap

20. Do you always wear your seat belt?

21. What talent do you wish you had?
I want to have an amazing metabolism (gosh, she eats and eats and never gains weight!) and play the piano masterfully

22. Do you like Sushi?
Not really

23. What do you wear to bed?
Girl boxers and a tank

24. Do you truly hate anyone?
Nah, but I will trash a lot of people with all my might just for the laugh

25. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
My list is a "who's who" of hot hollywood peeps

26. Do you know anyone in jail?
I am sure with the circles I've traveled that I sure do. My family tree alone will probably get me at least one person...

27. What food do you find disgusting?
When people smoke at the table and ash into their food, I would prefer to puke than stand ten feet from it.

28. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
Absolutely. And would still be devestated if they did it to me.

29. Have you ever been punched in the face?

30. Do you believe in angels and demons?
Eh, maybe in some form.


KJ said...

OMG, don't you hate it when people still act like high school waaaaaay past high school age?! Loved your take on it and woohoo for you. Man, and more questions I'm gonna have to answer? Well, I never answered the other ones, yet....

shannon said...

lol. moonbeans!
love that you answered the list!

Kache said...

Where did you say that hotel was? Sounds familiar... kidding

I loved the Julia Sugarbaker reference

Breana said...

i hated high school! and i hate it more when girls our age act like they are still in HS! UGH! I need to get on those ?S!

Rita said...

Just wondering how work is going. My kids start school Monday so I was thinking about you.